Tagged: funny

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Hilarious outtake: what if God could reply?

  This is a comical reply to one writer from another writing page whose funny post inspired me to write this. Questions are by the author and the answers are my imaginary constructs of God’s thoughts. Of course nothing of this is serious, but still… This God in my sketch is a universal creator, unrelated to any religion in particular, besides my own. Questions/ Answers Why am I always last in the queue when the...

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Elon Musk shut his trap and it rains cheese again

The actual title of an article was ‘Tesla had a scandal-free week, and the stock gained 12 percent’ but in fair translation it would be Elon Musk not granting some pedestrians an opportunity to irk his flakes up the ‘zucking’ ceiling… I would like to say the dandruff, but then again, all those sassy libel cases..Didn’t that guy ‘fagottized’ Musk, just before the subject of the graphical imagery decided to go full Monty and demonize...

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Typhoon Preparedness Priorities

Some days you must pay the piper when living in a tropical paradise, and today is that day for us here on the island of Guam in the Western Pacific. This afternoon, we are literally hunkered down while Typhoon Mangkhut passes just to our north across the Marianas Island chain. The eye of the typhoon is just under 100 km to our north and thankfully, this typhoon has weakend slightly as it makes its approach...

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How Not to Shop for Antiques.

Have you ever bought something you really didn’t want?   A man wanders into a small antique shop. Mostly it’s cluttered with knick-knacks and junk. On the floor, however, he notices what looks like an ancient Chinese bowl. On closer inspection it turns out to be a priceless relic from the Ming dynasty whose value is beyond calculating. It is worth everything else in the store put together. The owner clearly has no idea about...

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CATurday

It’s CATURDAY and the cats are excited that they are on STISHit. Since, it is a special day for them they have a bit of favor to ask from us/cat lovers who vacation this SUMMER. Sneak us (cats) in your bags. We can be fun or stay out of your way. . . . . for we > CATS > need at least 16 hours a day for BeaUty Sleep. I am a befunky plus...

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Let’s play before we sleep

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them in his plane. Every place was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him “please can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise. The mad man went in, after some...

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TANTANGAN HIDUP

Ada yang menanyakan adakah hidup ini punya tantangan…? sobat stishit tidak ada hidup yang tidak memiliki tantangan, mati saja ada tantangannya. Kalau anda berani hidup maka anda harus siap menghadapi tantangan, kalau tidak sebaiknya mati saja, tapi itukan ada tantangan juga, jadi hidup dan mati seseorang pasti ada tantangan yang harus dihadapi, bukan lari,kalau mati kan tidak bisa lari ya… ha..ha.. selingan saja sobat. Tantangan diciptakan dan untuk dihadapi tidak untuk lari, menghadapi tantangan adalah...